The Farmer really is quite unwell.
Farmers, like doctors, never get unwell. They plod on and try to get everything done and put their ailment about number 53 on the list of Things to Do. Unblock drains sits at number 25 so you can see where their priorities lie.
I'm going to have to do the psycho cattle.
Please let there be a miracle. An experienced stock handler who has lost their way on the hills and ends up on our farm looking for something to do...... or Ray Mears.
Someone who knows how to operate the stab thing on the front of the tractor.- It is not even 'my' tractor and probably has a complicated door catch thus rendering me incapable of entering the cab.
They have had cereals and water but need hay...served up by the stab thing.
Badass Cow is going to demand my fags and dinner money then push me around a bit.........
Right, the streetcred duffle is going on and wellies pulled on with Intent.
I'm going in but may be some time.......